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Monday, May 02, 2005

Jennifer Talhelm, "Reporter"

When it comes to the Put Parents in Charge plan for school choice, The State throws away even its minimal commitment to fair and accurate reporting. Judging from this Saturday story, they cannot even write a single accurate sentence about the bill. Here's the article's first sentence:

That fiery House floor debate we’ve all been expecting on Gov. Mark Sanford’s bill giving tax breaks for private school tuition?



Okay, let it again be noted that State writers refuse to limit themselves to complete sentences. While such sloppiness would draw a failing grade for an 8-year old's composition, that won't stop intrepid State "reporters" like Jennifer Talhelm.

But what's more important is that Ms. Talhelm thoroughly fouls up her description of the bill. Talhelm distorts the facts to say that it's a private school tuition subsidy. In reality, the bill covers educational expenses of all sorts that include independent school, home school, public school tuition for other districts, transportation and other education related services. The point is that tax relief goes to parents to pay for educational expenses. The type of educational expense is up to them. That's why it's called parental choice.

Is it too much to ask Talhelm to read the bill that she's reporting on?

Posted by Bill Smith at 11:37 AM | 6 comments

Comments:
OhhhhNoooo, Mr. Bill,

You’ve given us another collection of rancid slurs. Sorry, I’ve been away a few days attending a conference.

Check my link for my new website.

I may have missed some of your slurs, but I’ll try to catch up.

Hey! Maybe you would enjoy my latest “cause.” I’d love to sponsor you as our newest member.

It’s called God Hates Shrimp. You can find our website at:
http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/

God understands this is no disrespect to "her." It’s just disrespect to “turkeys” and “dinosaurs.”

Turkeys are not smart and dinosaurs are extinct. So, no harm! Right?

But, back to your latest slurs:

“…minimal commitment to fair and accurate reporting…”

Mr. Bill, you’ve been watching tooooo much of the OreRiely Factor.

By the way? What happened to his sexual harassment charge? Settled? What happened to the tapes of him talking dirty? Bill, you’ve posted some kinky phrases on your Blog.

Remember you’ve written: “…press organ…” “…press organ…” was followed by “…craven…,” “…bottom…,” and “…lower…”

Mr. Bill, you have also written: “…sheer, unadulterated ecstasy…”
(…kinky…kinky, “Mr. Bill”!)

But, let’s get away from slime and back to your latest rancid slurs:
“…sloppiness…”
“…failing grade…”
“…fouls up…”
“…distorts…”

Mr. Bill, your family and I would love you even more if you would try to make your point(s) without nasty rancid slimy words.

If all you're full of is nasty, rancid and slimy, well we understand.

We know you had to walk to school 10 miles, barefoot in the snow...
...uphill, both ways.

We know you took a raw sweet potato(e) in your pocket for lunch each day.

We know, we know.

Well, God Bless You, Mr. Bill.
And to all of the other dina-sours...

Yours truly,
The Midnight Stalker

P.S. PPIC is DOA. Give it up. Get over it and get involved with schools. Do something positive.
# posted by The Midnight Stalker Returns : 5/03/2005 10:39:00 AM
 
Just a note to let you know that you are being read, despite the paucity of comments. I don't know how many others, like me, never read this newspaper any more, except for the obits online (an indication of my age, I suppose). Like the rest of old media, this source of "news" is on the decline, not least because their left-wing bias is becoming increasingly apparent and there are so many other sources of news and comment available.

As I previewed this I saw the scintillating comment by your "Stalker" friend. I know you're pleased, as am I, that you are able to bring such creatures out into the daylight.
# posted by Cap'n Billy : 5/03/2005 10:46:00 AM
 
OhhhNooo, Mr. Bill,

Another dino-sour has crawled out of the cave. Calling me a “creature.”

Mr. Bill, why do you and so many of your buddies stoop to sour and rancid name calling?

I can guess, but my guess would not be very complimentary. I’m looking forward to your answer.

I wonder if cap’n billy knows why dinosaurs became extinct.

Answer: They spent all of their time reading the obits rather than spending time on constructive efforts.

Dino-sours should learn a lesson from dinosaurs.

Learn to be happy and adapt to our changing social environment. We all know what happened to dinosaurs when they did not adapt.

Your friend,
The Midnight (Creature) Stalker

P.S. Cap’n Billy, my all time favorite was the 707. Followed closely by the 727 (workhorse) and the L1011. Now, if you are talking military, then I have to go with the good’ole F104. Without power it had the gliding characteristics of a concrete block, but for it’s time it was a Mach 2+ zoomer. Unfortunately, it was not until we gave it to the Germans that they worked the bugs out, and it reached full potential. But, enough “shop talk.” We can talk prop’s later. Got to crawl back to the bat cave now.
# posted by The Midnight (Creature) Stalker : 5/04/2005 08:25:00 AM
 
Well, looks like His Stalkership has at least one good attribute, i.e.; his familiarity with certain aircraft that are close to my heart, in which most of my flying time was logged (not including the F-104). Unlike Your Humble Correspondent here, he has chosen to remain anonymous in his cave, so we don't know anything else about him except what he has written in these comment pages, which is not complimentary.
# posted by Cap'n Billy : 5/04/2005 10:29:00 AM
 
Attention on the flight line,
;)

Dear Cap'n Billy,

Take careful note that I avoid the rancid slurs that "Mr. Bill" is so well known for.

Are my comments "not complimentary?"

How can any civilized and intelligent person compliment someone who can only be critical by using rancid fetid slurs.

Mr. Bill is entitled to not believe The State. He is also entitled to belive the world is flat. He may!

Maybe rancid slurs are a common way to communicate back where Mr. Bill comes from, but around here such nasty language makes him look silly.

Note that "silly" is about as close to a "slur" as I will come.

Your truely,
The Midnight Stalker
# posted by The Midnight Stalker : 5/08/2005 11:44:00 AM
 
By JENNIFER TALHELM Associated Press Writer

"Tancredo will kick off campaign with an announcement in Iowa, where political caucuses start whose the presidential nominating season, an official close to the congressman said."

--

You're the top Google hit for "jennifer talhelm", so here I post this unparsable nonsense.
# posted by Anonymous : 3/31/2007 03:23:00 AM
 
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