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Thursday, May 19, 2005

The State vs. Taxpayers

In an earlier post, I commented on the general worldview held by the editors of The State:

According to The State, taxes are never high enough, government spending is always too low, and people should never be allowed to make their own choices with either their money or their lives.

To a great extent, this blog documents the persistently elitist, obnoxiously paternalistic, and vaguely authoritarian outlook that pervades The State, from its opinion pages to its "straight" news stories. But don't take my word for it, here's The State editorializing today:

Just as it would be hard to justify a tax that is effectively among the highest in the nation, it’s hard to justify having one of the lowest taxes in the nation. And like our anemic cigarette tax, our gasoline tax is knuckle-scraping low.

Did you hear that? Having the lowest taxes is "knuckle-scraping" e.g., primitive or gauche. Having low taxes is not like being the smartest student in class or the prettiest model on stage or the tallest dude on the basketball court. Low taxes, says The State, are nothing to brag about. Taxes are not bad after all. Therefore, you should learn to stop worrying and love the taxes. You didn't want all that extra cash anyway and besides, your family didn't need it. You wanted other people—people with opinions more like those of The State—to decide what to do with the money that you earned.

That's The State's worldview: if you want to keep the money that you earned, you are an old-fashioned, backwards, uncivilized, greedy buffoon; a mouth-breathing troglodyte who wouldn't know their own enlightened self-interest if it bit them in the patoot. Better to let the progressive people at The State—and in state government—take care of it.

Will South Carolinians succumb to The State's siren song calling for higher taxes, bigger government, and more laws for us to follow? I sure hope not, but only time will tell.

Posted by Bill Smith at 1:31 PM | 11 comments

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# posted by The Midnight Stalker : 5/19/2005 09:21:00 PM
 
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# posted by The Midnight Stalker : 5/19/2005 09:41:00 PM
 
make that...
"earlier"
and
"probably"

HeeeHeeeHeee.

The Midnight Stalker
has a sense of humor.
# posted by English Teacher : 5/19/2005 09:44:00 PM
 
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# posted by Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show : 5/19/2005 11:02:00 PM
 
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# posted by Doctor, Doctor, Mr. M.D. : 5/20/2005 12:25:00 AM
 
OhhhNooo, Mr. Bill,

You deleted all the entertaining posts. Mine did not contain any rancid slurs. Mine were quite polite. And, quite entertaining I am told. I wonder why you are so afraid to have others see them.

Seems you can't stand the heat in the kitchen. Truth hurts, right?

Did you overdoes on the viagra and Metamucil?

Maybe I'll start my own BLOG to counter your slurs.

Now, what should I call it.

I know. I know.

I'll have a name-the-BLOG contest.

Winner gets a free subscrition to The State for a year.

Your friend,
The Midnight Stalker Returns
Like the Energizer Bunny
# posted by The Midnight Stalker : 5/21/2005 12:35:00 AM
 
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# posted by CORRIDOR OF SHAME : 5/21/2005 02:36:00 PM
 
come one guys, The State didn't hire you to do such a crummy job. Start earning your money with some serious insults to this blog.
# posted by No One : 5/21/2005 09:29:00 PM
 
OhhhNooo, Mr. Lower Case no one,

I don't do rancid slurs or "serious insults."

That's Mr. Bill's job. And you have done a pretty good job from time to time. After calling me a fool, did you read: Matthew 5:22?

Mr. Bill is just not around very much. He's out saving the world from The State and the vast left wing conspiricy it has created to take over the Universe.
# posted by The Midnight Stalker : 5/22/2005 01:15:00 AM
 
If you use the words Viagra and Metamucil or ask whether I'm "straight" I will delete your juvenile name-calling from my blog.

It's as simple as that.
# posted by Bill Smith : 5/23/2005 11:44:00 AM
 
OhhhNooo, Mr. Bill,

Again, you show us what a bully you are and how thin skinned you are and what a bad temper you have.

Now, my first thought is that Mr. Bill has a lot of nerve accusing me of "juvenile name-calling" in light of the rancid slurs and foul name calling he has been guilty of here.

Shame on Mr. Bill.
But, you do have a point.

I should not have sunk to your level and suggested that a double dose of Viagra and Metamucil might help your bad manners and angry disposition.

Scary thought.

I promise to do better in the future and try my best to leave the juvenile name-calling to you.

As for your cowardly threat to delete my posts. No problem.

I'm building an archive and can repost my humorous replies to your rancid slurs faster than you and your Energizer Bunny can delete them.

Your friend,
The Midnight Stalker

P.S. You avoided my question.
# posted by The Midnight Stalker : 5/23/2005 05:51:00 PM
 
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