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Tuesday, June 07, 2005

"Don't Cut Taxes" pleads the State

America's Worst Newspaper, feeling triumphant after seeing another legislative session in which little was done to help South Carolinians, attacks yet another good idea.

Governor Sanford has long thought that the state government shouldn't grow faster than the economy. After all, if the government relies on money it taxes from its citizens, why should its cut grow faster than our paychecks? Furthermore, so much of the money goes to the well heeled and well connected that it's obvious that the state lawmakers simply can't be trusted not to spend every dime they get—and then some.

Here's the problem. No legislator wants to be the one who doesn't bring home the goodies when all the other lawmakers are delivering taxpayer-funded goodies to their constituents. After all, who doesn't want to be the hero who brought another bike path or children's museum? Unfortunately, all that wasteful spending adds up, and taxpayers are left with the bill.

So Governor Sanford had an idea. Since we all have the same goal—a budget that's in balance and leaves more money for SC families—why don't we create a rule that ensures we meet that goal? Why don't we put a ceiling on spending so that we can soon reap the reward of tax reduction?

The State doesn't like it. After all, since Brad Warthen is just exploding with ideas on how to spend taxpayer money. And since the SC Democratic Party is low on brains, Brad Warthen will just have to do.

Warthen complains that the rule against spending growth is "artificial." But so what? All government rules—including freedom of speech and the balanced budget amendment, to take two—are artificial. Governments themselves are pretty artificial. Of course, Warthen really means "undesirable."

What's really undesirable is the hellish vision of our state wherein citizen's are taxed up to their eyeballs to pay for Warthen's spendthrift fantasies. No thanks, Brad.

Posted by Bill Smith at 10:04 AM | 5 comments

Comments:
OhNooo, Mr. Bill,

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

You are back in your old rancid slurs.

They are getting weaker as you get smarter and getting less crude, but they are still rancid.

At lease your ghost writers are getting smarter as your coaches get smarter.

We are impressed you started this one with a bold faced lie.

Yes, Bill, I am descending to your level (just this once, again) and casting a “slur” at you.

You lied.
That makes you a liar.

The State did not say or suggest “Don’t Cut Taxes.” You lied, Mr. Bill.

...liar, liar, pants on fire...
Sorry, I mean you twisted the truth.

Clearly you're not “…fair & balanced.”

Here are your latest rancid slurs:

You said “bike path(s)” and “children's museum(s)” are “wasteful spending.”

Mr. Biill, shame on you. I bet you opppose “midnite baskitball”and “free and reduced” lunch for them kids who needs it.

I can hear you now, “Let'm eat cake!”

“…low on brains…”
“…hellish vision…”

Mr. Bill, can’t you do better?
Read my link to Mr. Felkel’s op-ed.

Republicans eating Republicans.
How ugly that is.

http://www.thestate.com/mld/state/news/opinion/11834490.htm

Your friend – always here to help you.
TMNS
# posted by Silly Billy : 6/07/2005 08:15:00 PM
 
I must respectfully differ. Not all functions performed by the state are "goodies."
# posted by kc : 6/07/2005 10:20:00 PM
 
KC,

I agree. I did not mean to imply that all functions performed by the state are "goodies."

Sorry if you got that impression.

Sometimes Mr. Bill gets so silly I get a little lost in my reply.

Also, I've read your posts. You do not need to say "respectfully."

You seem to be respectful in your posts. You also seem to have a sense of humor and perspective:

kc wrote:
"...plenty of blogs out there that consist of longer, well-thought-out, well-written and reasoned posts (mine's not one of them)."

My response: me too.

Your friend,
TMNS
# posted by Anonymous : 6/07/2005 10:53:00 PM
 
lol. more lunacy from a lunatic. so, what are you smoking these days, MNS?
# posted by No One : 6/08/2005 07:36:00 AM
 
no one said: lunatic
lunatic + thesaurus = fool(ish)

Fool = Your favorite word. No one, you've got to read Matthew 5:22.

Please read it before you split your spleen from unvented angry frustration.
# posted by Anonymous : 6/08/2005 11:20:00 AM
 
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