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Friday, June 10, 2005

Vulgar, Juvenile, Foolish

Usually, this blog focuses on the bias and errors in South Carolina's largest newspaper. But is it possible that The State is also a pornographer?

In a story about the "edgy" elements of this year's Spoleto Festival, The State does its level best to alternate between appearing truly taken aback by the indecency of the sexually graphic material and sophisticated enough to appreciate its "challenging" content.

Here's the truth of the matter. There are some performers at Spoleto who think they can get cheap notoriety by being "subversive" or "transgressive" or something. They're like the elementary school student who learns a dirty word or finds a girlie mag and knows it's the key to gaining popularity amongst his fellows. So these "artists" pretend that what they're doing isn't just for shock; it's for the art. Right.

And then the fools at The State "report the controversy." Now, freedom of speech is a wonderful thing. The State can report whatever it wants. But why must they insist on being such dupes? And why do they decide to serve as free advertising for the talentless filthmongers? Among its countless other vices, The State is precipitating the degradation and coarsening of our culture.

Thanks a lot, Warthen.

Posted by Bill Smith at 10:19 AM | 18 comments

Comments:
Paul Dupree, you are one big rancid slur. HAHAHAHA! Let's hear it for Mr Bill... Hip Hip HORAY!
# posted by Anonymous : 6/10/2005 08:54:00 PM
 
This post has been removed by a blog administrator.
# posted by Anonymous : 6/11/2005 12:37:00 AM
 
Your behavior on this thread was really disruptive. And it won't be tolerated any more.
# posted by Anonymous : 6/11/2005 12:48:00 AM
 
And, your behavior on this thread was really disruptive. And it won't be tolerated any more.
# posted by Anonymous : 6/11/2005 01:06:00 AM
 
This post has been removed by a blog administrator.
# posted by Willkommen bei Diktator des Monates! : 6/11/2005 01:11:00 AM
 
put down that bong, MNS, old buddy.
# posted by No One : 6/11/2005 10:19:00 PM
 
Hey, No One.

bong
v : ring loudly and deeply; "the big bell bonged"

Kind of like Mr. "Rancid Slur" Bill.
v : ring rancid and routinely; "the Big Bill, bonged."

On the other hand, if you mean to refer to a "bong" as a device to consume illegal drugs, then shame on you.

And, how do you know so much about how to consume illegal drugs?

no one is a dope head, no one is a dope head, no one is a dope head...
# posted by Anonymous : 6/12/2005 03:24:00 AM
 
But is it possible that The State is also a pornographer?

Hey, The State's got nothing on Kenneth Starr.

From The State's article:

The big talker has been “Mabou Mines DollHouse,” an adaptation of Henrik Ibsen’s 1879 play “A Doll’s House.” It includes little men and tall women, a simulated sex scene, bare breasts and a heart-wrenching ending.

Sounds great. When's the video coming out?

Seriously, that sounds like some right wing parody of the type of art that receives generous NEA grants . . .
# posted by kc : 6/12/2005 12:15:00 PM
 
KC,

You made an intelligent comment. Those are unusual on this blog.

What was published is not something little children should read, and it will almost certainly make some adults uncomfortable.

But, it clearly does not make The State a pornographer. Bad judgement, perhaps.
Pornographer, not.

Mr. Bill likes pompous and bombastic "shock and awe" rather than thoughtful logic.

Your friend,
TMNS
# posted by Anonymous : 6/12/2005 04:48:00 PM
 
more nonsense from the mns. you boys have a room temperature IQ, don't you?
# posted by No One : 6/13/2005 08:36:00 AM
 
OhNawww Mr. Bill,

Playing with your toys and deleting my most entertaining posts?

Well, I'mmmmbaaack....
To both of Mr. Bill's loyal readers, here is what Mr. Bill was afraid for his adoring public to read...
This was delted by Mr. Bill:

Great to see you back into your old reliable foul rancid slurs.

Thank goodness you don’t suffer from hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

And, your lackluster logic is back, too. You wrote:
“…vulgar, juvenile, foolish…”
“…pornographer…”
“…sexually graphic…”
"…subversive or transgressive…”
“…dupes…”
“…filthmongers…”
“…fools…”

Now, Mr. Bill,
“…sexually graphic…”
“…filthmongers…”?
“…fools…”?

You need to read Matthew 5:22.

And, the longer you put off that double dose of Viagra and Metamucil the longer your pent up frustration and anger will bother you.

You blast Warthen even for articles not on the Editorial page. Hmm.

You seem obsessed with him. Hmm.

Maybe you should skip the Viagra if you are that hot for him. Hmm. You rascal.

You friend in need,

P.S. "Fools" you said.
Bill, you need to read Matthew 5:22
# posted by Back in the Saddle, Again : 6/13/2005 11:06:00 AM
 
deleted
# posted by Anonymous : 6/13/2005 11:07:00 AM
 
Am I the only one who has noticed that Mr. Bill seems to have a "thing" for posting Brad Warthen's picture. Hmmm.

Bill, you are a kinky one.

Love and happiness...
# posted by Anonymous : 6/13/2005 11:08:00 AM
 
The otehr one he delted...

Quote from Mr. Bill:
"...it won't be tolerated any more."

Check my link.
# posted by Won't Be Tolerated Anymore : 6/13/2005 11:11:00 AM
 
...other one he deleted...

Oppps, sorry. Mr. Bill dictated that I should only post "say" 3 times to a thread. Me bad.
# posted by Anonymous : 6/13/2005 11:13:00 AM
 
Deleted
# posted by Anonymous : 6/13/2005 11:19:00 AM
 
Delted by the Blog dictator.
# posted by Anonymous : 6/13/2005 11:19:00 AM
 
Deleted :) by the Blog dictator.
# posted by Anonymous : 6/13/2005 11:20:00 AM
 
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