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Monday, June 13, 2005

Will it Ever Stop?

It's no secret that The State's editorial page is the weakest part of America's Worst Newspaper. But some days are worse than others. Sunday was so dark that you wondered if the sun would ever shine again.

Here's the latest anonymously published, Brad Warthen-authored atrocity against reason, evidence, decency, liberty and the English language.

In this article, Brad Warthen purports to explain why the recent passage of the primary enforcement, $25 fine for not wearing your seatbelt is a victory for South Carolina roads and its "political culture."

Unfortunately, Warthen gets it precisely wrong.

First, of all, Warthen cites studies that mandatory safety belt law might save 50 to 80 lives a year, thus making our highways safer. But that's not true. Warthen equates less highway deaths to safer highways. What he doesn't realize is that people who don't wear seatbelts only endanger themselves. (Although, in rare cases—such as being trapped in a flipped vehicle—not wearing a seatbelt can save your life.) So it really isn't making the highway any safer for the population at large; it's just taking a free choice away from an adult. This keeps with Warthen's pattern of favoring less choices for citizens, more power for the state. Believing he knows what's best for me, Brad Warthen wants to be my mom. (Shudder.)

This brings us to the second point. Warthen sees this as a distinct victory for some sort of new political culture that's not "dragged around by the nose by...the political fringes." Not to put too fine a point on it, but Warthen's a condescending drip! Everyone who agrees with Brad Warthen is in "the sensible center." Everyone who dissents is an extremist who should hush up. Warthen has no concept of debate in a free society. He thinks that getting to his conclusion should be the goal of the legislature and that this "moves our state forward." Note to Brad: deciding which way is "forward" is not up to you.

There's so much more that's wrong with this editorial. For instance, the claim that this will make the highways safer neglects the fact that highway troopers who would have been catching reckless drivers might now be diverted by catching those who are merely unbuckled. And then there's Warthen's insatiable appetite for additional restrictions, including mandatory motor cycle helmet laws and tighter DUI laws. Brad Warthen will not rest until citizens don't have a single choice left more consequential than how to tie their shoes.

After all, it's Warthen's world, we just live in it.


Jerk

Posted by Bill Smith at 10:57 AM | 2 comments

Comments:
Just came across your website. Can't comment about the contents of The State newspaper since I cancelled my subscription over ten years ago. Never looked at it since, never intend to read it again. You pretty much have the thoughts I had ten years ago.
# posted by Eneils Bailey : 6/13/2005 03:32:00 PM
 
Snoozzzze, Mr. Bill,
Click It or Ticket!

This is a real yawner. It has your typical lackluster logic, but your pompous rancid slurs are missing.

You wrote “…anonymously published…”

Wow, whining because an editorial does not have a name on it. What an odd complaint from “Bill Smith.”

“…atrocity…”
“…against reason, evidence, decency, liberty…”

Weak, very weak. Hardly with noticing.

You wrote:
“…Warthen wants to be my mom.”
“…condescending drip!”

Now you are getting back to your form.

Perhaps you should see a doctor about that “condescending drip,” and your love-hate affection for Mr. Warthen stands out boldly when you associate him with thoughts of your mom.

Are you repressing some feelings?

Here’s a doozie:
You wrote:
“…NOT wearing a seatbelt can save your life.”

You lackluster logic regarding the seat belt law is not worth our time.

Seat belts save lives, save suffering and save money. Click It or Ticket!

Your friend,
Clark Kent
Mild Mannered Reporter
The Daily Planet

P.S. Putting “Jerk” under someone’s name indicates pent up frustration and anger. You need to try to get that out. Have you tried kicking your dog?

P.P.S. The part about your dog is just a joke. Please do not hurt your dog.
# posted by Anonymous : 6/14/2005 01:43:00 PM
 
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