Help!

Will someone please buy Lee Bandy a nice retirement home in one of our state's lovely lakes or at least a time share in Florida?

I mean, really, this is ridiculous. The dude wants to retire and it's a perfectly respectable. There's no law that says you have to work until you practically peter out, like poor ol' Strom.

If Bandy wasn't hinting that he wants out, he wouldn't write buncombe like this. Using a sample size of about eight people, Bandy pretends to tell us better than modern, largescale, scientific polling what it is that the people of South Carolina think.

I know that Dewey didn't defeat Truman but there have been advances since then!

And I'm sure Lee Bandy knows it, too.

Let's all chip in and get him the gold watch that he's so clearly asking for. He deserves it!

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