Utterly Nauseating

The State sees a capable, energetic, successful and reform-minded challenger for the position of Mayor of the stagnant, mismanaged, over-taxed, floundering city of Columbia. Greeted with this candidate who can only be described as a breath of fresh air flowing towards the stuffy, smoke-filled back room of corrupt Columbia city politics, what does The State do?

Why, they endorse his opponent, of course.

The vapid Mayor Bob has virtually nothing to recommend him.

Much like a certain capital city newspaper I know.

Seriously, the level of toadying at The State would make the editors of Stalin-era Pravda blush with shame. I know that Power Corrupts and all, but The State is just shameless.

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