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Sunday, December 03, 2006

Okay it's official

Cindi Scoppe has a crush on me. Why else would she behave like this? To see her swooning this way, smitten by my charms, desperately vying for my attention, fantasizing about what it would be like to be held in my arms, enthralled by the thought of a life of inseperable companionship, marked by connubial bliss, domestic tranquility, innumerable children and pets etc., etc.—it's all a little bit pathetic really. I'm embarassed for her.

The day after being excoriated on this blog for her premature declaration of defeat of school choice of this election, she feigns ignorance and files this ridiculous column. It's quite clearly a cry for attention. In some ways, this is not at all unlike when your previously potty-trained toddler has an accident. One step forward, one step back. You're upset about the mess but it's hard to stay angry at the child.

Cindi, I still care about you. But not like that.

Look, you're interpreting the tea leaves about school choice. But school choice wasn't on the ballot. Governor Sanford, chief cheerleader and architect of school choice, was on the ballot. (He won.) Thomas Ravenel, darling of the school-choice movement in South Carolina because he both runs a business and is pro-business, was on the ballot. (He also won.) Richard Eckstrom was on the ballot. (A friend of school choice, Eckstrom won.) Lewis Vaughn, the #1 proponent of school choice in the State House, got elected to the State Senate in a romp. The victories just kept 'a comin'.

Now, Jim Rex also won. But
—as per comment #20 in the post directly belowwe can't know why. But there were a heckuva lot of issues besides school choice. One was Karen Floyd's previous service in Spartanburg County, which Democrats implied led to the tragic death of a Wofford College employee. (Classy move, Democrats! What's nextkidnapping opposing candidates' tykes?) Another was huge Democrat turnout. Another was the Insider v. Outsider debate. Etc., etc. And then of course there was the vote-stealing which the Democrats have perfected into an art form; it's enough to make Katherine Harris blush!

The point is that Cindi Scoppe is living in a fantasy world where parents don't want any more choices for their children, because the current SC schools are just peachy keen. (Or can be fixed without breaking the monopoly.) Ha! Good one, Cindi! I love a gal with a sense of humor. No, NOT LIKE THAT.

In a world where kids' parents will be able to choose between buying their rugrats one of the three latest game consoles, wouldn't it be nice if they could also choose a little unimportant thing like where they go to school?


Posted by Bill Smith at 11:13 PM | 21 comments

Comments:
Hey Gop4ever/Upstate Voice/imbecile,

No one cares already! NO ONE CARES!
# posted by Anonymous : 12/04/2006 01:38:00 PM
 
Rex thinks he can throw parents a bone by "allowing" them choice over which underperforming public school their child attends. What about districts where there isn't a single excellent public school( Jasper County)? The fact is there is not enough room in the mediocre/good schools for all the kids who will want to bail out of the failing ones.It can't possibly work, and Cindi Scoppe is too crazed to acknowledge it.
# posted by Anonymous : 12/04/2006 01:48:00 PM
 
Shame on Brad for letting her embarrass herself on a regular basis. She is rabid, but he knows better.
# posted by Anonymous : 12/04/2006 01:49:00 PM
 
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# posted by GOP4Ever : 12/04/2006 02:19:00 PM
 
Wow gop4ever, you've got a one-track mind.

Can I ask you a simple question: Do you have any opinion on, you know, the topic of the post?
# posted by Bill Smith : 12/04/2006 02:29:00 PM
 
He's been driving people mad with frustration all over the blogosphere,the same stuff over and over ad nauseum. Listen UV if you have some kind of sicko crush on Rich just give him a call, we don't want to have to hear about it.
# posted by Anonymous : 12/04/2006 02:42:00 PM
 
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# posted by GOP4Ever : 12/04/2006 04:39:00 PM
 
For a new conspiracy: Who will bail out Air America?

++Greghounddog
# posted by Anonymous : 12/04/2006 04:43:00 PM
 
Note near the end - the Republican Governor had to push emergency legislation to save the state from bancruptcy after Howard Rich got done.

I read the link and there is nothing in it that corresponds to UV's description.

This disconnection from reality--does it mean that UV is Cindi in disguise?

++Greghounddog
# posted by Anonymous : 12/04/2006 04:48:00 PM
 
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# posted by Upstate Voice : 12/04/2006 05:17:00 PM
 
Bill,

Prom season will be hear in six months. Cindi is just playing hard-to-get.
# posted by Married Man's Minivan : 12/04/2006 07:30:00 PM
 
It would be dating a huge vocabulary in a desperate search for an intellect. You'd hate to get a couple of drinks in her and find out she's even more pointlessly talkative drunk than she is sober, and it would definitely be the ruination of a prom night. Dave
# posted by Anonymous : 12/04/2006 10:34:00 PM
 
Did anyone see today's sports column in The State linking Howie Rich and Steven Spurrier? It was all speculation and rumor that Coach Spurrier might return to his old high school to coach. And guess who The State proclaims would help fund it? That's right. Howie Rich.

Hahaha. The State can be just as entertaining as the National Enquirer (without intending to be).
# posted by Anonymous : 12/05/2006 01:44:00 PM
 
GOP4EVER:

Good luck exposing Howard Rich and Joshua Gross. I'm sorry I ever got mixed up with those guys.

howierichexposed.com

Sunny
# posted by Sunny : 12/05/2006 07:02:00 PM
 
Please note that the above comment is not from Sunny of CrunchyGOP. Upstate Voice (same person as gop4ever) is doing this on several blogs.
# posted by Anonymous : 12/05/2006 08:45:00 PM
 
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# posted by Anonymous : 12/06/2006 08:14:00 AM
 
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# posted by Sunny : 12/06/2006 11:33:00 AM
 
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# posted by Joshua Gross : 12/06/2006 11:34:00 AM
 
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# posted by Guido : 12/06/2006 01:14:00 PM
 
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# posted by Anonymous : 12/06/2006 03:56:00 PM
 
Bill Smith (the alias of the blogger here) is really Joshua Gross.
# posted by Anonymous : 12/07/2006 09:39:00 AM
 
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